MURPHY’S Other 10 LAWS


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  1. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
  3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  4. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
  5. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
  6. Torch: A case to keep your dead batteries.
  7. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
  8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
  9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, a man would try to pass them.
  10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Adapted from another blog

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