Thanks for giving me a laugh to start the week!

The Byronic Man

Title: Eat, Pray, Love ; Rejected Title: Read, Binge, Sulk

"And Then You Think Someone Dies, So You Cross Them Off And Then They Come Back And, I Mean, Come On…" “And Then You Think Someone Dies, So You Cross Them Off And Then They Come Back And, I Mean, Come On…”

Title: 100 Years Of Solitude; Rejected Title: 100 Years of People With The Same Name So You Can’t Keep Track Of Squat 

Title: The Great Gatsby; Rejected Title:How Gatsby Got His Groove Back (and then got shot in a swimming pool)

Title: Things Fall Apart; Rejected Title:F*** You, Whitey

Title: 1,000 Places To See Before You Die; Rejected Title: 973 Places You Won’t See Before You Die

Title: Love In The Time Of Cholera; Rejected Title: I Love You So Mu—EEWWW!! What The Hell’s Coming Out Of You??!!

Title: Lord Of The Flies;  Rejected Title: Life’s A Bitch And…

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