I couldn’t help myself. Too funny. This is a long-ish webpage, but have some fun and read down as far as you can.
Kulula Airways, a South African ‘no-frills’ outfit, has an actual sense of humor.
Sample announcement over the loudspeakers by the flight attendant after a hard landing: “Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened as the Captain taxis what’s left of our aircraft to the gate.”
The headline (which you can click on to see more) is what the Captain said just as the aircraft arrived at the gate.
HemmingPlay 